She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
two words: eviction party
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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