"it" just moved
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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