South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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