1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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