Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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