you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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