Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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