think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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