what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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