I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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