Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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