that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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