Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Randomize
