I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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