so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We had to coat check the pizza.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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