no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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