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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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