So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You dont lie about slip and slides
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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