U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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