It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
