She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i now understand why vodka
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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