i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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