hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
