so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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