explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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