he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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