I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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