have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
