I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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