I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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