I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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