u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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