ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
