New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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