sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Randomize
