Cold hands, warm shart.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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