I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
