would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I had to cum in my sink.
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