do herpes really smell.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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