so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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