That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize