am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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