Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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