Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
