Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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