apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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