Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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