I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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