yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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