Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
This is the high leading the old right now
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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