a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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