Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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