Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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