i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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